why does leonardo dicaprio always end up dead in the water with no girlfriend
My first one, it was too damn cute to not do! Sandysaur!
“how dare u make me make a mistake motherfucker do u even know who i am”
#THE FACT THAT HE KNOWS IT’S NOT SAM IN 2 SECONDS #SOMETIMES I CRY BECAUSE WINCHESTERS
elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:
if tumblr was bought out for $1.1B and there are 60 million blogs that means each blog is worth $18.3
my blog is worth more than i am
Well actually it would cost anywhere between $5,000 - $250,000 to hire an assassin to kill you so chin up hun, you are worth so much more than $18.30
first the body parts comparison now the assassins thank you tumblr
They actually listened to us. They took advice from tumblr.
Try out a cool way to separate egg yolks from egg whites!
this is genius.
this is actually lifechanging
the future is upon us
necromorph-slayinglovemachine:
I’m not sure but I think I just accidentally created a legendary Pokemon
holy SHIT
What the hell…
lmfao jared didnt even flinch
TRUST
what you fail to realize is that video games shouldn’t cater to females in the first place. It’s largely known that it’s targeted towards the MALE demographic and has been for so many years, so why would they ask for something like that to be handed to them on a goddamn silver platter?
that’s like a guy walking into the women’s department of clothing at a sears and demanding that there be more clothing for men there. Separation of sections be damned.
that’s not how it fucking works
no not really
the game industry is more like walking into a regular department store and seeing that all the clothes are only men’s clothes
and when you ask the cashier where the women’s clothing section is, they wheel out a small rack of cheaply made tutus, g-strings, and high heels all in bright pink
and then when you go “wow really that’s it” you get called an uppity bitch and everybody assumes you want all the focus on you when in reality you’d just like to be considered a worthwhile demographic since you also like to wear clothes, it’s not like you want some ridiculous getup, you just want a solid shirt and pair of pants that fits you alright.
I mean hell you even sort of like men’s clothes and you have no problem wearing them. They suit you well. But it’s very obvious once you throw on a pair of men’s pants that they were not made for you.
^^^
Perfect metaphor is perfect.
I don’t know bout y’all, but the Yahoo staff are fucking HILARIOUS
We are not fucking HILARIOUS
HILARIOUS COME HERE AND TELL THEM THAT WE ARE NOT FUCKING
theyahoostaff and i are just friends gOD
cover half the picture to see it better
This is actually heartbreaking
Aww that hurted my heart
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